What Kevin Andrews would have said if Mohammed Haneef had decided to stay in Australia despite his appalling treatment at the hands of the police and government:
'If anything, that actually heightens rather than lessens my suspicion."
What Kevin Andrews said in light of Mohammed Haneef getting the fuck out of the country that had completely done him over in order to go and see his wife and new baby daughter:
'If anything, that actually heightens rather than lessens my suspicion."
Heh. You fucked up royally, Lego Man.
107 days til the next election.
p.s.
BOO!
Lego Man LOLz!
ReplyDeleteWow, spot on, Fits!
ReplyDeleteThis is one of your best posts ever.
You have your finger right on the political pulse of this nation.
Why aren't you PM? lolz
I read your blog every day to get my opinions!
Love your work!
You're very kind, 'cophant. I'm far too busy to be PM, but thanks for the suggestion nonetheless!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd the fact that Andrews and the rest of the government wanted Haneef to leave, then further cast doubt on his character for doing just that.
ReplyDeleteBut don't forget that Andrews is simply the fall guy for Howard in all of this.
No-one could really believe that Howard didn't direct Andrews' response and decision-making. Like Howard so often has in the past, when it's politically expedient, he can now say he wasn't "informed", or that the fuck up was made by a minister, or bureaucrat..
Lego man and Mr Sheen. A beautiful combination of evil and dog-whistling.
I’ve seen these lego men before .The hair controls the wearer. The hair mounts their victims in the night, and they become deluded forever. The hair spews crap from there mouths with no idea why but to save face. I think they also replace their genitals with a solid mound. The hair is also self coluring
ReplyDeleteI’m waiting for the Haneef t-shirt that ends with “and all I got was this lousy showbag. I wonder if you get detention for wearing it. He is a strong man to free himself of rage
Kr
Captain
Thank you for your blog Fits
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ReplyDelete'cophant said...
Wow, spot on, Fits!
This is one of your best posts ever.
You have your finger right on the political pulse of this nation.
Why aren't you PM? lolz
I read your blog every day to get my opinions!
Love your work!
2:47 PM
ms fits said...
You're very kind, 'cophant. I'm far too busy to be PM, but thanks for the suggestion nonetheless!!!
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I was being sarcastic.
No wai, rly? I was totally unable to tell from your cunning interweb name and utterly unobvious snide tone!!! BOY IS MY FACE RED!!!
ReplyDeleteSadly, the slimey twats aren't likely to suffer for it in the absence of a smoking gun (& maybe fingerprints & a secretly taped confession). A quick survey of talkback this morning indicates that the campaign to muddy the waters is still under way & that the govt is getting some traction. Common theme in calls to stations in different cities was "I just know he's guilty by his body language"/"he looked like he was hiding something". An e-mail/SMS to the loyal talkback troops containing the talking points might constitute a smoking gun ...
ReplyDeleteDon't be too harsh on yourself Fits, we all struggle with wits so subtle yet so rapier-like. It often takes me weeks to "get" Pauly Shore.
ReplyDeletePauly Shore is a particularly distinguised humourist, epon. I wouldn't worry if it takes you a few moments to truly appreciate his subtleties and deft use of language.
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No wai, rly? I was totally unable to tell from your cunning interweb name and utterly unobvious snide tone!!! BOY IS MY FACE RED!!!
3:26 PM
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I expect it is, now.
PS word verification: msfitshasafacelikeavagina - the thought we have when we see Marieke on the idiot box, lol!
Gracious. I have a face like a vagina? Colour me 'zinged', anon.
ReplyDeleteNo, no, you misunderstand me (npi)!
ReplyDelete'Misfitshasaf acelik avag ina' is the swa heli phrase meaning 'oh wow! There's that really intelligent and deep thinker on the Tuesday Book Club!'
I guess we're all a little paranoid about our insecurities jumping out at us, though. Trust.
The hits just keep on coming, it's like actually living Everyone Loves Raymond.
ReplyDeleteActually that's what I was thinking this morning when I flicked on the Today show and heard that statement.
ReplyDeleteIt confirms your suspicions when a guy who is fucked over, locked up for weeks, publicised the hell over so he probably wouldn't be able to step outside his door, and is likely to be thrown out of the country anyway decides to go home and see his family instead?
Hell the Today poll was should he be allowed to keep his Visa and half the population said no, when he hasn't been convicted of anything and let off because they have no evidence besides him leaving someone his sim card for that country after visiting them.
God forbid I ever buy a pre-paid mobile while travelling, leave it with someone and they do something terrible.
(Not that I know it was pre-paid or whatever, just taking it to a level of utter shiteness it could be).
Can't wait to hear their double-secret intel on this guy.
I bet it has something to do with his skin colour, name and accent!
That's very cyncial anon, I'm sure their reasons were entirely legit. Just as when they joined the Coalition of the Fill-ins in sending democracy to Iraq at supersonic speeds & so close to the ground as to avoid detection by conventional radar.
ReplyDeleteNow, now, everyone hold hands and calm down. The important thing here is Pauly Shore.
ReplyDelete"If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin all your grindage, just chill. 'Cause if I had the whole brady bunch thing happenin' at my pad, I'd go grind over there, so dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster."
If you were an MTV executive in 1992, this is how you thought that cool people spoke. Don't ask me, though. I was too busy watching Degrassi Junior High and getting funny in my pants about Caitlin.
Where was I? Ah yes, Pauly Shore.
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ReplyDeleteAndrews must go!
ReplyDeleteIf we believe the government, everyone but the politicians have made a mistake. Whatever happened to ministerial responsibility and political accountability. After the debacle of the AWB when no-one was held to account, Howard knows the answer to that.
Demand Andrews' resignation now! Email: kevin.andrews.mp@aph.gov.au
from 'Labor View from Broome'
http://laborview.blogspot.com/
I was particularly awesome in Encino Man.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the actual point in leaving nasty comments on a blog no one forces anyone to read?
ReplyDeleteNo, really, what is the actual point?
I assume you mean the people who spend their time writing mildly offensive incoherrent ramblings as a response to the sharing of a political opinion.
ReplyDeleteTo tell you the truth, I wouldn't describe them as 'nasty' but merely 'a little bit sad'.
Or are you talking about me, for persistently trying to pursuade the beautiful Mis Fits to 'do the nasty' with me?
By the way Mis Fits, I've heard a rumour that you can place your feet behind your ears shaolin monk style, is this true?
Just curious...
Is it just me or does Kevin Andrews always look like he's smelt a particularly odorous fart?
ReplyDeleteoh and I quite like vaginas regardless of where one might spy them.
If anything, Ms Fits, the fact that you posted this actually heightens rather than lessens MY suspicion.
ReplyDeleteBut then 'cophant's comment re-lessened said suspicion.
And THEN, A Downer re-heightened them again by saying something to the effect of 'to judge our foreign policy based on this human error would.. would be a mistake.'
So I guess we can't go on together.. with suspicious mimes.
verif:imqkv - I'm quick, Kevin.
The fact that you made this post with pretty pictures (well, the same picture twice in one instance) only serves to heighten, rather than lessen, my suspicion that you are a brainless bint. Enjoy.
ReplyDeleteAnon, has it escaped your notice that you just used the exact same words as the womyn you attempt to derride?
ReplyDeleteIn these times of terror and confusion, all I can say is thank god (you know, the proper christian one that upstanding white australians humbly worship) for "A Current Affair" and their panel of experts(TM) delivering the truth unto us. Their panel of experts naturally being body language experts. Body language experts who, after studying footage from Haneef's "60 Minutes" interview in their masterly expert way, were able to irrefutably state that he had either been under a considerable amount of stress/trauma or he was a DEVIOUSLY SMIRKING ACTOR OF UNBELIEVABLE TALENT AND RANGE, MOCKING US ALL.
ReplyDeleteHopefully tonight they'll have Panel of Experts Part II consisting of psychics who will be able to tell us what blockbuster epic Haneef will now star in and win his Best Actor Oscar for.
Manning Clark once said of a book I wrote that "Those who have something to say to their generation will survive much longer than those who have concentrated their talents in the service of malice and envy"
ReplyDeleteI think they are words to live by, even if what you have to say to your generation is humourous. Sometimes especially.
Hmm, just found I'd said something I didn't actually say. Maybe I need a more secure identity that nobody will want to assume. Like K-Fed.
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