Ill-informed rantings and half-baked theories from someone who should know better.
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Teh curse of teh interwebs.
Cavallero, Smith st.
Me: (to famous local HC) 'Morning Kent.
Kent: Good morning, blogger.
Beat.
Me: Excuse me?
Kent: I said, good morning blogger.
Me: How odd.
Long, awkward pause.
Me: (realising with sudden jolt) Oh. I take it you've found all the ladies gushing over you on my blog.
Kent: Yes. Someone told me about it so I went and had a look.
Another awkward pause.
Kent: Do you really want me to be wearing hotpants while I make coffees?
Me: Do please excuse me while I nip outside to shoot myself, etc.
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Let that be a lesson to you, ladies of Collinghood. There are no secrets on this interconnected wire network.
Also: The first person to go to Cavallero and mention this post gets a free flat white.
92 days til the next election.
Well on that note, this isn't the famous BE is it?
ReplyDeletehttp://todaymelbourne.blogspot.com/2007/08/dog-on-smith-street-collingwood.html
Because that would be too weird...when blogs collide and all that.
I just went down there to claim my free coffee...
ReplyDeletebut i chickened out, couldn't handle my first human interaction of the day being that weird. So i just payed for my flat white and left while wondering in my head which of the boys was kent. I'm guessing it was the littler one with the tighter pants.
Firstly, I really shouldn't go around offering free beverages on behalf of the fine folk at Cavallero. Although I will foot the bill if one of you is game enough to make flirty eyes at Kent whilst dropping the 'saw you on a blog, young man' line.
ReplyDeleteSecondly - THAT PHOTOGRAPH IS REALLY BOB ELLIS.
Waiting for me outside Cavallero.
The Matrix just collapsed, people.
Kent? Sound like something James Bond would smoke.
ReplyDeleteI don't normally do this sort of shameless self promotion, but I did my first flash animation and posted it on YouTube. I thought it might be up your alley MsFits.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f...h? v=fUOJzp6VcJ0
Oh and sorry. :o)
Woops,
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUOJzp6VcJ0
Nice work MATB. I also liked this one:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zkMsYsA8SU
p.s. Sorry Fits, not trying to turn your blog into an index of political satire on YouTube. Actually, yes I am, now back to the Googleplex to plot my next dastardly scheme ...
Could the mention of your comments hide the staff’s true desire,to view his buns wrapped tightly?
ReplyDeleteI would rather see the one who resembles Mena Survari in hot pants, her clothes work so well on her.
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Word verification meaning
mrbpj=one who uses lots of petrol carelessly . Mr. British Petroleum jacksie
No, rhymes with pony, he's the tall hotsky with dark hair and glasses.
ReplyDeleteRe: the Matrix collapsing, I am finding it too weird.
ReplyDeleteAnd worrying that by posting that link I have exposed your beautiful hound to kidnapping threats from all the local freakos. Gulp.
Umm ... Not sure he'd appreciate my asking. Mind you, if he's who I think he is, the hot pants idea's not a bad one ;-)
ReplyDeleteFrank from Abbotsford
Word Verification = qells - I thought you took them for dyspepsia
OMG Ms Fits, you shouldn't go into Smith Street on your own! The most evil troll in the history of your blog hangs out there! You might only have been metres away from him! What if he had seen you? He would probably go off like a Tasmanian devil! You have to be very careful! Ad don't you DARE change your look!!! You are so scrumptious I could just eat you! They are only jealous, LOL! :)
ReplyDelete"And the sniffer of toilet seats inhaled, and having smelt.......
ReplyDeleteflushed"
no no no, THIS is the real "curse of teh interwebs"....
ReplyDeletePS: word verification, oj is sexy (ojzcxy)
I looked at the photo from the todaymelbourne blog and I swear I saw that 'lady in the background' and that dog wandering down Victoria Street in Brunsick on Saturday, I don't know why I noticed them - but I did.
ReplyDeleteI will be available for bodyguard work once I return from serving the evil western empire. Bloggers will have to contribute to cover costs for my suit hire and cleaning. I do Trolls for free.
ReplyDeleteRe my last Ms Fits, I've prepared an incident management plan for when I start bodygaurding you around Collingwood. I'm very good at disguise, and given the cunning nature of trolls, the most effective thing would be if I disguised myself as a woman.
ReplyDeleteIf I wear some of your clothes, we'll look just like buddies out for a latte, the trolls won't suspect a thing.
To help me stay in character, I'd probably best wear some of your underwear as well. The trolls have an almost inhumane sense of trouble and we'll only get one chance, so best I take every precaution.
I know you're busy, so don't worry about washing them, I'll just put them on straight out of the basket.
Do you have any, um.. black frilly ones? Just wondering. Don't worry, Ms Fits, I'm a man of steel, we'll get those horrible trolls, no matter how many weeks, months, it takes. See you soon.
My It's certainly warm for the time of year.......